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Old Sep 29, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #1
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Yes, the person spamming that is me, Syria Blackblood. Many people have recognized me in HA and Kaineng, where I often spam that.

I do it because for one, I don't have a guild, so I can't PvP or have anyone to help with in PvE, and two, I'm only Rank 3, so it's impossible to get more rank without resorting to VIMWAY (which I refuse.) So it's basiclaly boredom.

But in the meantime, I'll answer anything you want. Hit me with your best shot.

(But keep it appropriate! I've gotten some questions these forums wouldn't allow...)
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #2
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There are five houses in five different colours starting from left to right. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. These owners all drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigarette and keep a certain type of pet. No two owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand or drink the same beverage. The question is: WHO OWNS THE FISH??? Hints:

1. The Brit lives in the red house
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets
3. The Dane drinks tea
4. The green house is on the left of the white house
5. The green house's owner drinks coffee
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house
10. The person who smokes Marlboro lives next to the one who keeps cats
11. The person who keeps horses lives next to the person who smokes Dunhill
12. The person who smokes Winfield drinks beer
13. The German smokes Rothmans
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15. The person who smokes Marlboro has a neigbor who drinks water
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42   #3
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^ LOL paul
*shakes head*
*waits for zinger's answer*
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #4
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What did I have for dinner?
Have you ever made love to a stapler?
Why is yogurt so addicting?
Where is my Pantera CD?
Why do some scissors suck ass?
What up with this squeeky nail clipper?
Why is rap so popular?
Why don't I like rap?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #5
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There are five houses in five different colours starting from left to right. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. These owners all drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigarette and keep a certain type of pet. No two owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand or drink the same beverage. The question is: WHO OWNS THE FISH??? Hints:

1. The Brit lives in the red house
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets
3. The Dane drinks tea
4. The green house is on the left of the white house
5. The green house's owner drinks coffee
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house
10. The person who smokes Marlboro lives next to the one who keeps cats
11. The person who keeps horses lives next to the person who smokes Dunhill
12. The person who smokes Winfield drinks beer
13. The German smokes Rothmans
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15. The person who smokes Marlboro has a neigbor who drinks water
There was a nuclear explosion (likely due to someone's head exploding from reading this question). Therefore, God owns the fish.

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What did I have for dinner?
Food.

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Have you ever made love to a stapler?
Yeah. However, it grabs a bit too tight.

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Why is yogurt so addicting?
Because it has large amounts of fat? Americans are addicted to fat, not yogurt.

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Where is my Pantera CD?
WTS Pantera CD 100k+50ecto

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Why do some scissors suck ass?
Because if they tried to suck the other thing, it would hurt. Badly.

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What up with this squeeky nail clipper?
Ask the stapler and the scissors.

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Why is rap so popular?
Blame Michael Jackson. We'd still be loving pop if he didn't switch to the dark side [light side???].

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Why don't I like rap?
It's because you've been hit by a smooth criminal.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #6
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how many of your fans msg you everyday?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30   #7
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how many of your fans msg you everyday?
Probably over 100 unique people. And an occasional link to a good porn site. I say it's worth it.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #8
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okay, don't get annoyed by this, but who are you?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #9
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okay, don't get annoyed by this, but who are you?
I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. People have told me: "Relax, you're too tense."
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:48 AM // 03:48   #10
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How do you pronounce my name backwards? (My name isn't Paul Mahdi)

If life gives you lemons, who the hell is it to tell me to make lemon juice?

What's the female paragon dance based off of?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if he started a lumber business?

What's the difference between Fructose and Galactose? besides that they

A) are spelled differently
B) are pronounced differently
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:52 AM // 03:52   #11
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Why did you make this thread?
And what is keeping me from closing it right now?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #12
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I ain't no American!
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59   #13
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Why did you make this thread?
And what is keeping me from closing it right now?
Because the "Off Topic Thread" and "The Guy Above Me Game" are stellar examples of wit and comprehension.

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I ain't no American!
Yet.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00   #14
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Crap. This can't be good >_>
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:23 AM // 04:23   #15
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What exactly is Sean Paul saing in 'Temperature'?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #16
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What happens in The Lord of the Flies?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #17
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Why is Opeth11 spamming like crazy?
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28   #18
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Because I don't have school tomorrow.

We don't even need Zinger for that one.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #19
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What exactly is Sean Paul saing in 'Temperature'?
He's copying Nelly's "It's Getting Hot In Here," but Sean Paul changed the name to avoid copyright lawsuits.

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What happens in The Lord of the Flies?
The boys land on an island filled with drugs. Jack and a bunch of the boys get high. Simon trips out on LSD and sees a talking pig head.

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Why is Opeth11 spamming like crazy?
See forum name.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #20
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Because I don't have school tomorrow.

We don't even need Zinger for that one.
me too

so how's your college life?
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